How I "became" a lesbian

Me: So one of my ex-boyfriend's friends sent me a weird text yesterday like, "Rumour has it you became a lesbian. Well, as long as you are happy, congrats" haha

My awesome gay friend: Whaaaa?!

Me: I KNOW....I was like ummm, what? haha

-at 2am awesome gay friend texted me this-

hahaha 

so much win