Intimate

Her: I find lots of things intimate. Like laying in bed with someone and talking about things you wouldn't tell other people. Although it's not really sex related I still find it intimate
Me: Totally
Her: You are kind of baring your soul and have nothing to hide behind #deep haha
Me: Ya it's harder to let your guard down than your pants. Haha
Her: Exactly. And that's the best quote ever haha

rare

-walking down a long hallway in the Montreal train station-

-I pass an elderly lady and smile at her-

Her(in French and with tears in her eyes): Do you know how rare it is someone smiles at you on the train?
Me: Oh, really?
Her: Someone told me yesterday on the bus that I am ugly
Me: What?! That is terrible
Her: Some people are so mean
-tears going down her cheeks-
Me: Do you want a hug?
-she nods yes and I wrap my arms around her tiny body-
Me: Screw shallow people like that. They have problems. It's not you.
Her: Thank you

the first "I love you"

-Montreal nighttime: we walk holding hands after dinner-

(she gives me the password to her bank card)
Her(smiling): Haha now you can steal all my money
Me: I just want your heart
-she grabs my waist and pulls me towards her, we stop walking-
Her: If I tell you something, promise things won't get weird between us?
Me(playful teasing): ....you have Chlamydia?
-she laughs heartily-
Her: No!
-she looks me in the eye, her face serious now-
Her: I love you.
Me: I love you too.

oh baby

-after ten minutes of non-stop crying people shift uncomfortably on the crowded bus as they can tell the Dad is doing his best to calm the baby down but is having zero success-

-the sitting down Dad hold him up in the air-

Him(smiling): Does anyone want a baby?

-everyone laughs-

More Montreal pics from my trip!

absolutely gorgeous city

Sense8

Social media is like real life Sense8

Montreal Ice Cream

Found theeeee most awesome ice cream place on St. Catherine Street today by stalking people backwards!

smile

So I smiled at an old lady on the train today 

and she started crying and told me it's so rare someone smiles at her. 

Someone called her ugly on the train yesterday. 

So I asked her if she wanted a hug. 

And she said yes. 

So I gave her one

Montreal trip 2016 pics!

Here are some pics from my trip so far!!!

This city is so beautiful. 

Old Porte

(where the most fantastical cupcakes come from)

I come here every time I visit Montreal

My friend frolicking across the Champ de Mars!

Gay Village!!! Oh hello old friend!

Super cool street art

Beautiful sunset :) Mmmmmm

Being a fashion designer

I love clothes.

I could spend my whole life wandering through shops.

(and dressing up my child like a tiny princess haha)

queerfusion

Birkenstocks are trending now; camouflaging the lesbian community like never before!

We could be anywhere muahaha!

packing

If I manage to pack less than five pairs of shoes I give myself a high five.

Je parle Français

My French improves with the addition of wine!

shoe bromance

-Montreal: we wander through the store-

Me: Ooooooo
-I pick up a purse and check out the handles-
-he sees a pair of bright pink heels-
Him: I love this colour so much I want to lick them!

oh man

Getting so wasted tonight. 

And by wasted I mean have 2 drinks. 

#lightweight

haha

pinch me

Got home after a really long day. 

My gf(aka the most awesome human ever to exist) ordered sushi and had it delivered to my house. 

I am pretty sure she is an angel and I got hit by a low flying owl and I'm in a coma and this is all a dream

#sharingiscaring

I'm really really really really excited about Montreal. 

I'm wearing my best shirt to arrive there. 

And by my best shirt I mean my girlfriend's shirt.

Chance The Rapper

Damn this song is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNotf-ukp_w

MONTREAL TRIP 2016!!!!!!!!

MONTREAL!!!!!!!!

I'M ON MY WAY!!!!!!!

BOOOYEAHHHHHH!!!!

CAN. NOT. WAIT. 

hahaha

Me after not seeing my girlfriend for 3 weeks lol

Pretty solid rainbow sweater right here.

ahhhhhhhh

Dear my very very nice dentist,
I'm unreasonably terrified of being here. I know it's a small chip but could you please just sedate me?
Thanks!

Life

Pretty much my life summarized right here haha

Gym. 

Puppy.

Fashion design.

Dentist

Chipped my tooth last night :(

Maybe I should put a diamond in it and make a grill.

I'm so gangster.

rainbow (sticker) tramp stamp

One more road trip pic

Drove ten hours to see my girl this weekend.

She's worth it.

plus, some pretty kick a** scenery if I do say so

I like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26U_seo0a1g

stand up for your dreams

live your life with passion

YOUR way :)

she's the best

cute girl got me flowerrrrrrrrrs!!!

couples who are creepy together stay together haha

#missyoualreadybabe

#imoutsideyourwindow

#kiddingnotkidding

Roadtrip pics

some cool old buildings

....I love old stuff

crazy rainstorm last night

an owl almost flew into my windshield!

oh Canada

A nice Indian man with a Justin Bieber haircut at a gas station told me to be careful to not hit a moose. Canada, you are way too cute. 

It never gets old. 

Car Spooning

I love tailgating.

I don't want to pass you. I don't want to be in front of you. And I don't want you to go faster. 

I just want to be close to you. 

Mmmmk?

Haha

boom boom pow

The gas leak evacuation was called off and we are all back inside the building. 

I should probably eat the piece of birthday cake I brought incase we explode this afternoon. 

You know. 

Just to be safe ;)

the kind of girl

the night she drove here the air was thick and hot

everything smelled like honey and lightning lit up the sky

the next week I bought her a toothbrush for my place 

(even though watching her brush her teeth with her finger

was the highlight of my day)

she looks perfect when she wakes up

and when I say weird things

she responds with something even weirder

we laugh so hard it's hard to breathe

and I've never met a skinny person 

so comfortable to nap with

she's the kind of girl you take to your parents

and you take to sushi

and you take to cut a key to your apartment

it's like I dreamt her up

except she's always there when I wake up

Presence

Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.

I'm cheesy, but sincere

Also, sincerely cheesy.

U-Haul Lesbian

Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades 

Bad Blood

Me: Would you date someone you work with?

Her: I'm not sure. You?

Me: No, you should never sleep with someone you can't get away from

Her: Haha!

Mohawk puppy for the win

sweet nothings

*texting my gf when I'm sick*

Me: I have husky man jazz smoker voice. The best part of being sick #winning
Her: Sexy!
Me: I want to whisper sexy things in your ear. Like *grilled cheese*
Her: Stop it you're getting me worked up ;)
Me: Hahaha

for you

Her: Waking up next to you every morning sounds pretty amazing. Put me down for that
Me: I would move half the sh** out of my closet for you
Her: Hahaha that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
Me: It is the highest form of a compliment from a fashion designer