Did you call me fat?

Diets I have been on:

1. Weight Watchers
2. Jenny Craig
3. Eating Alive
4. Dr. Bernstein's
5. Booze and diet pills
6. Fruitarian
7. Vegetarian
8. Anorexia/Bulimia
9. Vegan
10. Low Carb

Diet that actually worked: Loving myself.
I am a size 8(ish). I am cool with that.

I want my life to be fat with adventure. Fat with laughter. Fat with experience. Fat with wisdom.
I want to savour every sweet moment life has to offer me.

World, meet fashion model Lotte Louise Williams.

what.a.babe.
*passes out on floor*