My best friend's wedding

Me: So I am going to my besties wedding next week! I'm soooooo stoked! Can't wait for the bachelorette party! It's going to be *aaaaamazinggggg*!!!
*he laughs*
Me: I haven't had a drink in like....4....almost 5 weeks
Him: Haha oh ya! You have been green juicing! You are going to absorb it all! Oh man hahaha!
Me: I am going to have like one glass of champagne and be waaaaaaasted

I should practice haha