Taking care of business

*I sit on the crinkly white paper, there is a poster of a whale leaping out of the sea on the roof, a life size structure of the female anatomy on a shelf

Dr(looks up from keyboard): Do you drink?
Me: On Saturdays.

*clickity click click*

Dr: Do you have tattoos or piercings?

-I make head gestures-

*clickity click click*

Dr: Do you smoke crack or share your toothbrush with your significant other?

those two things can be categorized together?!