Basic butches

-he shakes his head-

Him: I can't believe you are single. Why don't you have a boyfriend? 

-I look around awkwardly....I can tell where this is headed-

His wife dances around in her floppy hat

Me:....well......I'm gay

Him: Ahhhhhh ok! I was like, " Something must be wrong!"

Me: Nothing is wrong with me!

Him: You don't look gay

Is this guy for real?!

We come in all types, mmmk?