shoe bromance

-Montreal: we wander through the store-

Me: Ooooooo
-I pick up a purse and check out the handles-
-he sees a pair of bright pink heels-
Him: I love this colour so much I want to lick them!

Redneck numero uno

Met the first annoying redneck of my trip today in the grocery store. 

Considering I've been here 4 days this ratio is not too bad.

*shrugs*

Calgary Lesbians

There ARE lesbians in Calgary!

I know for sure. I saw a table of them. 

One had a shirt that said, "Respect the bean." 

I'm not making this stuff up. 

Clive Burger

Just had a Kate Upton moment at Clive Burger.

Seriously you guys.

WHY ARE THEIR BURGERS SO GOOD?!

WHY?!

hold my baby

The last time I was in this airport a total stranger handed me their baby. 

True story. 

I guess I don't give off baby-thief vibes....if it had been a puppy.....

dustin' off the boots for the weekend

Whaaaaatup Calgary?!

Get ready! 

Here I cooooooome!