E'rybody gettin tips

*buying wine*

Me: Do you want to see my ID?
Her: That's ok
Me(dramatic): I look old!
*I turn my face away in pretend shame*
Her: Naw, I'm just a slacker. I only ID if someone looks 15. (she smiles). You look 16.
Me(laughing): If you had a jar I would tip you!