gay or not too gay, that is the question

Me: I wish I knew someone great to set you up with....
Him: That's ok
Me: Oh! My neighbour is hot!
Him: Ya?
Me: Totally! I hit on her every time I see her
Him(laughing): Is she gay?
Me: I have no idea...she doesn't seem to mind though! Haha

perhaps some subtle lawn ornaments will do the trick