Not really....kind of....maybe

Me: I'm wearing this long pink dress to the wedding. I was going to wear the green one but I think it's too slutty.
Her: Green one?
Me: Really tight and like *cat/tigress motions in the air*
Her: Ohhhh ya I know that one. I like the lace one!
Me: Lace one? OH! THE lace one!
Her: Ya!
Me: Hahaha I can't wear that to a wedding! That dress is like *I throw my hands up in the air*, "I'M SINGLE!!!"

hmmm.....aaaaactually....haha

joking. 

mostly joking.