Dear Nurse

Dear Nurse at the Women's Health Clinic who noticed me cracking a smile when she turned the screen away from me as she was taking down notes:

I was imagining you in a really bad mood doing your job and just typing, 

"SLUT SLUT SLUT STUTITY SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT" 

into people's files and how satisfying that would feel for you.