Under the seat

Me: I found a bottle of wine under the passenger seat of my car today

Her: Haha! Nice! So, have you and your ex spoken yet?

Me: No she won't talk with me. She's vanished. Maybe she's hiding under the seat too!

I put my head under the table

Me: Oh hey! How's it going girl?!
-she laughs-

you know guys, some beautiful things, they just don't last