Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Presence

Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Thursday, August 6, 2015

U-Haul Lesbian

Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades 

Bad Blood

Me: Would you date someone you work with?
Her: I'm not sure. You?
Me: No, you should never sleep with someone you can't get away from
Her: Haha!

Mohawk puppy for the win

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

sweet nothings

*texting my gf when I'm sick*

Me: I have husky man jazz smoker voice. The best part of being sick #winning
Her: Sexy!
Me: I want to whisper sexy things in your ear. Like *grilled cheese*
Her: Stop it you're getting me worked up ;)
Me: Hahaha

for you

Her: Waking up next to you every morning sounds pretty amazing. Put me down for that
Me: I would move half the sh** out of my closet for you
Her: Hahaha that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
Me: It is the highest form of a compliment from a fashion designer