Her(distraught): Emo hair.
-she swipes no-
Her(looks grossed out): Hate fishing.
-she swipes no-
Her(WTF face): Onsie?!
-she swipes no-
Her(furrowed brow): Abs.
-she swipes no-
Me: You don't like abs?!
Her: Ew, no.
-then suddenly her finger hesitates over the swipe button-
Her: Bow tie, no shirt!
-she swipes yes-
Men, I just gave you all the secret to hetero Tinder success.
You're welcome.
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